That's some real tight truth right there my friend, right on brother! To those of the satanist /r/atheism army: Jesus is real and he loves you no matter what race, religion, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation (whether it be gay, straight, furry, trans-dimmensional or trans-spiritual) and ya'll need to except that.
I do believe Jesus was real but I have a very hard time believing in the things he did.
Changing water into wine is virtually impossible. It's never been proven that it can happen.
Surviving in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights is near impossible. A person can go without water for 3 days and without food for 3 weeks. I think he may have suffered heat stroke and that's why he claimed to meet the Devil. Luckily he survived.
I get the sermons because there's some truth to them, but I can't believe a book that was written after 100 years after Jesus died. Plus it's the most violent book in history and had content that doesn't quite add up to what Christianity is supposed to be.